…from the weekend that was. For your use in elevator rides, trips to the water cooler and other awkward moments on a Monday.

– Hey, it only took nine months and nine days this time!

- Seven games, nine goals, 4-1-2 record for women’s soccer.  

– Yeah, that’s the Trickett.

- All the players said last week was a great week of practice and people must’ve been listening — the Mountaineers went up in both polls. 

– Do the Dews! (Actually, don’t.)

Like tight end Carson Butler being thrown out of the game for unsportsmanlike conduct or Michigan assistant coach Tony Dews getting into a verbal confrontation with a fan en route to the team bus.  

“You’re a Division I coach, act like it,” the 20-something fan shouted at Dews.

Indeed, but Dews only shouted back, seemingly insistent on getting the last word in.