…from the weekend that was. For your use in elevator rides, trips to the water cooler and other awkward moments on a Monday.

– The students are definitely back in town. Please note the baseball bat is, in fact, broken.

– One would have to assume pregame preparations for Villanova are going very well — Bill Stewart no-showed the University Chapter Alumni Association’s Countdown to Kickoff.

– Pat White is a senior, which seems … abrupt.

– The season-opening 3-0 win for women’s soccerwas witnessed by “a large crowd of 947,” which is not to be confused with a small crowd of 947. The men didn’t have very good news on the field or off of it.

– Darris Nichols, back in business.