My one college regret… My biggest college regret… My most consistent college regret… Sometimes I regret that while in college I was never part of the April Fool’s Edition of the Daily Athenaeum. I think we were on spring break on that day my two years there. There’s great AFD satire and there’s awful AFD satire. There’s no in between. It works or it sucks. The DA works. Since this is a sports blog — and I don’t want to ignore the funny PRT and Heather Bresch stuff on Page 1 — I submit to you the sports setcion (Page 6, Page 7 … and I’m sure the “On top of the world” ad is a joke. It has to be. It’s either a joke or the cover for the debut album of the world’s worst boy band.)

Check out the story on the 25-star center and the thoughts of Joe Alexander.

“At least I can finally play my natural forward position,” Alexander said. “But I think he might get in the way of my awesomeness.”