As a follow up to the moderately popular A.D. for a Day, I’m going a step further today. You get to be both A.D. Eddie Pastilong and reporter Mickey Furfari.

Pastilong hires the football coach — no, he really does…the governor runs the state. Honest! — and Mickey gets the first question whenever the media gets together. So here we are at the press conference, where the new coach is introduced and Mickey asks a question. Tell us how it goes. Here are a few examples to follow…

Question: Coach, how do you feel about abandoning the BCS and instituting a playoff in college football?
Answer: (click here)

Or…

Question: Coach, it’s been a while since you played the game, but I talked to your high school coach earlier. He said he thought you missed the game, that you missed the little things. Things like practice. I’m wondering if —
Answer: (click here)

Or…

Question: Coach, what’s great about sports?
Answer: (click here)

Fire away!