West Virginia crushed something called the University of Maryland-Eastern Shore — initials: UMES; motto: We a mess –110-44 in the third-biggest victory in school history Tuesday.

Line of the night 1
Ted Talkington: 5 points, 2-for-2 FG, 1-for-1 3PT, 4 assists, 1 block (!), 9 minutes.

Thinking out loud here, but could Teddy be a regular soon? He doesn’t hurt you. Ever.

Line of the night 2
Me: I wonder how many people ordered this pay-per-view?
Another reporter: I don’t know, but when you get the answer tell me because then I’ll have the answer for “How many people got cheated?”

We find fun and sometimes mean ways to pass the time in games when one team is ahead by 70.

 Line of the night 3
Johnny West: I’ve got two more 3-pointers than my dad.

I looked it up. It’s true.