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Chris Henry makes it rain, uh, drizzle

Admit it. When you heard Chris Henry had tested positive for a banned substance and was facing a suspension, you thought it was that Chris Henry.

Admit also that when Chris Henry was reinstated by the Cincinnati Bengals this week, you kind of sort of knew the other shoe would drop and he’d be back in trouble once again.

Well, who had two days in the office pool? If so, collect your prize because Henry is at it again.

According to the incident report, the valet parking attendant approached Henry and Desious Dyneal Alston, 24, after they parked a Land Rover without paying and started walking away Tuesday. The valet, according to the incident report, said Henry started arguing with him about parking when Baker approached and tried to resolve the argument.

According to the incident report, Baker told police that Henry came up to him and, chest to chest, said, “(Expletive) you. (Expletive) this. Don’t you know who I am?” before throwing a $5 bill on the ground and saying, “You better pick that up (expletive).”