May 15, 2009
The Ballad Of Johnny West
There were four big action figures that all the kids wanted back in the 1960s (I know, I’m dating myself).
GI Joe was the original action figure. Originally nearly a foot tall, he’s gone through a lot of changes over the years, but he’s still with us. Captain Action was the first super-hero action figure. The Captain has been revived in comic book form and as a limited edition figure, and I’ve written about his extensively here in PopCult. Even Major Matt Mason is coming back. The bendy-style astronaut figure will make his way to the big screen soon, portrayed by his biggest fan, Tom Hanks.
Then there was Johnny West. King of the cowboy action figures. Johnny hasn’t been so lucky. For years the ownership of his name has been in trademark limbo. His only appearance in the mainstream media was being mistaken for a vibrator in “American Pie 2.” An attempted revival fizzled out earlier in this decade, when a poorly-packaged reproduction was released by a company that was eventually sold to a firm that merged with a rap concert promoter. In the resulting mess, the reissues became less accurate and eventually the line was abandoned and we didn’t know if we’d ever see our cowboy buddy again.
Yet, from 1965 to 1975, Johnny West and his pals rode the toy aisles with pride. They’ve got a wild history, which I’ll condense here, and there’s a strong West Virginia connection. Most of these action figures were produced in Glen Dale, near Moundsville.
You can visit The Marx Toy Museum in Glen Dale. It’s owned by legendary Marx Toy collector Francis Turner. That’s a look at their prototype room above.
The Kruger Street Toy & Train Museum in Wheeling has a huge Marx collection, and hosts the annual Marx Toy & Train collector’s convention in June.
Back in the 60s, Marx Toys was the number-one toy company in the USA, with factories all over North America. Run by the colorful and clever Louis J. Marx, Marx Toys managed to outmaneuver their competition on a regular basis.
That’s one corner of my living room. The Marx figures are living there until I have time to redo the office. Now, with the legal trail cleared, the Coops should be wrangling Johnny West back to collectors soon. We’ll keep you posted here in The PopCulteer.
The King Of Country Western Troubadours
Unknown Hinson is coming to The Sound Factory on Friday, May 22 at 9 PM. The Scrap Iron Pickers will be opening. You are COMPLETELY INSANE if you miss this. Tickets are available now for a mere fifteen dollars.
This man is not only the vampiric embodiment of the true spirit of Rock N Roll and the voice of Early Cuyler on “Squidbillies,” but he can also cure rickets with a wave of his hand. After the show he’ll be hanging around to meet fans, sign autographs and kiss babies. You should contact Charleston’s top concert booker, Roadblock, via his MySpace page for tickets. You’d better buy ’em now, or you’ll be stuck outside with the unwashed masses, missing the show and feeling your spine curl.
There’s A Million Things To Do In Town, So Quit Complaining.
Good LORD there’s so much stuff going on in town this weekend!
The No Pants Players are running around with no pants at The La Belle Theater in South Charleston Saturday night. Six bucks gets you all the improv comedy you can eat. It starts at 8 PM.
The West Virginia Symphony Orchestra is presenting a semi-staged version of the opera, “La Boheme,” Saturday night, too. Check out all the Gazz coverage. If, by “semi-staged,” they mean the singers won’t be wearing pants, then I think the Players may have grounds for a lawsuit.
Punk Rock Messiahs, my adopted nephews, The Concept, will be at The Blue Parrot on Friday and Saturday at 10 PM. Friday night they’re playing with Sarasota. Saturday they, and Down Goes Frazier, will be playing with Pittsburgh’s Catastrophe. Five bucks gets legal adults in the door.
Sam’s Uptown Cafe hosts Mike P and The Lower Case G’s Friday and Saturday, at 10 PM with a four dollar cover. Civil State travels to The Riverside Cafe in Winfield Saturday for an 8 PM to Midnight show with a two-dollar cover. Three blocks away, at The Creekside Cafe, Todd Burge and His Odd Urges take the stage at 10 PM. Todd and his Urges will also be at the Connections Concert Series in Hurricane Friday.
Freakbass and The Rabble Rousers funk up The Empty Glass Friday night. 40 lb. Snapper is the catch of the day Saturday, while the inaugural “WV Film Night” at the Glass takes place Sunday. Friday and Saturday’s shows start at 10 PM, with the usual EG cover charge, while Sunday’s film festival, featuring the work’s of Eamon Hardiman, kicks off at 9 PM with no cover.
In other cover-charge-free shows, John Lilly will be at Ric Cochran’s Lighthouse Cafe Friday at 7 PM. Rob McNurlin will be at Taylor Books Friday, 7:30 to 9:30 PM. Steve Himes takes over at Taylor Books Saturday night. Blue Million is at Bruno’s Friday night at 9 PM. Mark and Michelle are at Dak A Reez Saturday night, 8 PM to Midnight.
One last cover-free show to report: Charleston’s Teen Idol finals are Saturday at 1 PM at the Macy’s Court in the Charleston Town Center. Laura Summerhill, also known as “The Beauty Queen” in RFC faves “Captain Crash and The Beauty Queen” is a finalist. RFC fans should go cheer her on ( I can’t, this year). You should also pelt the other contestants with rocks and garbage to heighten her chances. Maybe I should put in a disclaimer here about how the pelting part is just a joke.
Geez, and there’s the Head First show at The Hansford Art House, too! Friday only kicking off at 6 PM,
That’s All Folks.
The Cool Comic will return next week with a double-dose to make up for me slacking off this week. Don’t forget to watch RFC 69, our special edit of “Go Van Gogh: The Sad Truth.” This kicks off “Mark Beckner Month” on Radio Free Charleston. Check the PopCulteer next week to see what other topics float to the top of the tank.