In what’s always one of the most/least anticipated days of the offseason in my home, bowl dates were announced yesterday.

Quite likely, Christmas is going to be compromised. Remembering the Big 12 winner gets a New Year’s Six spot — the Sugar Bowl is a CFP semifinal this year — and the the subsequent order is Alamo, Camping World (née Russell Athletic), Texas, Liberty, Cactus and Armed Forces, can you give my wife an idea where I’ll be and when? Thanks.