We hit the game pretty hard in the live post and yesterday’s brunchtime post. The Good and the Bad is going in on a few players and highlights Wednesday morning. No one’s complaining, of course, because West Virginia has been operating from the Best Case Scenario section of the playbook and that’s been good enough for a 3-0 start and a spot in both polls.

TFGD remains undefeated, too. Why wait any longer? I can hear the drummer drumming. And the trumpets, someone’s trying to summon someone. I know something’s coming, but I’m running from it to be texting at the summit. My edits are, at long last, in [brackets].

10:43:
Randy Edsall just lodged a formal complaint with the NCAA that WVU ran too many plays in today’s game

12:11:34
Given his track record lately shouldn’t that overrated no talent hack Paisely have a jersey that’s half ESP today?

2:13:
Will Brad Paisley wear wire-rimmed glasses in honor of John Denver?

2:27:
If Paisley plays 7NA my head might explode

2:46:
As song written in Maryland about Virginia played at a WVU game. I loved it, though.

3:07:
Heard a rumor Train would be doing a set before kickoff. Pretty pumped

3:15:
Maryland QB is poop

3:16:
So I’m going to miss the begin of this because of a pick up truck race.

3:16:
Maryland getting a warning for playing too fast is the most ironic of all penalties for a Randy Edsall team.

3:18:
Randy feeling randy

3:20:
I’m betting Hertz just hated that call.

3:22:
Not sure that gamble makes sense this early. It’ll make less sense later when Edsall repeatedly punts on WVU’s half of the field.

3:25:
Damn…they trying to kill Skyler!

3:25:
How can you throw one million flags then overturn that?!

3:25:
Most upset Lucas has looked since the last time he gave up a sack?

3:25:
Lots of extra old heads on the sidelines today.

3:34:
Still getting lucky breaks.

3:39:
On reflection, there’s only one t in Bat-urday.

3:39:
GT and byu lose. We win and are in top 25. Unless they leapfrog Michigan over us

3:39:
Man, my field goal fest prediction was way off. I knew it started with an S, though.

3:50:
Straight Outta East Cleveland! Shelton Gibson!

3:50:
Did Dana not want to touch your penalties question because it was too obvious? Did you expose a secret?

3:50:
“Dammit, Casazza figured us out. But we’ll still let Maryland screw up a bunch.” /clears throat

3:50:
Maryland knows flags are bad right? #coaching

3:50:
This guy is nearly as bad as GSU’s QB

3:51:
Shanknado

3:51:
At the rate these hillbillies keep wrecking I’ll never see the game

3:51:
There is a kid next to me. His name is Lance. It is his first game. i just keep talking to him and saying “Lance” like Coach Taylor.

3:51:
Good patience by Gibson to score that TD

3:51:
Whatever Lucas did, hope he did it to Hendy.

3:51:
I just surprised myself and screamed “block in the back!” I am smart. Smart football. Yeah Chris Brown.

3:51:
It’s batt-urday!

3:51:
Shankopotamus

3:51:
Maryland’s punter is swole

3:51:
I might be drunk.

3:51:
Give it to rushelllll!!!!!

3:51:
21 points in 10 minutes. Yabo Dabo Doo.

3:52:
At this rate, we might need to shut Lambert down at the half…

3:54:
Somebody call PETA…there are some turtles getting abused!

3:56:
Some of these folks don’t need to be whippin or na-na-ing! Lol!

3:56:

.@mikecasazza Maryland's secondary must have taken Skyler in their Draft Kings lineups today.

— Fake Bob Huggins (@FakeBobHuggins) September 26, 2015

4:00:
It’s the first quarter.

4:02:
D is for Dudzinski

4:03:
Momentum slowing down. No more penalties guys.

4:11:
brad Paisley, Bobby Bowden, and the 75 Peach Bowl team. Nice work, WVU athletics.

4:24:
There’s a dude with a wu tang tattoo on his neck in front of me.

4:24:
I love how WVU makes it a point to never fields punts…really…I do…said no one ever.

4:24:
SHELTON JUST DARWIN COOKED A TERP CHEERLEADER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

4:24:
That UMD cheerleader tackles better than their linebackers! Hope she is ok!

4:25:
G&B that [score]. Gibson surely smoked Likely.

4:25:
That sack was not overcome.

4:25:
Laverne Jacobs should have a giant cursive L on his jersey.

4:26:
Can we get an injury report on the cheerleader?

4:26:
What’s a mup?

4:26:
Dudzinski. The Dud(e). Goes by El Duderino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing

4:36:
Longest punt return in years!

4:36:
Has anybody pointed out how [very] good this defense is yet? Bracket that, [sir]!

4:36:
I don’t care how good this team plays or how much I love them I will FOREVER hate the gold on gold uniforms.

4:41:
And I didn t think there was a worse passer than GSU s QB

4:41:
Laverne Jacobs’ sideline chatter: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 schlemiel! schlimazel! Hasenpfeff incorporated!

4:41:
Any truth to the rumor that Edsall is already on the bus? This is disgusting if you are a Maryland fan…

4:41:
The dog barks three times!

4:41:
Nice camera work catching the Maryland QB on the phone calling a cab…

4:41:
My girlfriend likes to kiss after each touchdown. This is the longest makeout session of our relationship.

4:41:
The Mounties get revenge for Ford Childress ( and then some)

4:41:
Ball was out ball was out!

4:41:
That’s a touchback. If they don’t reverse this burn the stadium down.

4:41:
Casazza’s article on luck

4:42:
That was a Grown Ass Touchdown run for Shel. This is fun.

4:42:
Why is Maryland’s flag so hideous?

4:42:
Shell had a pretty good plan B there, I guess you could say.

4:42:
Is the Red Zone Thing fixed, or are the Terps just this bad?

4:42:
“I think there’s a problem in college football, I really do, with that many points.”

4:42:
Hero in a half Shell

4:44:
Luck, mother [Frederica] luck

4:44:
The game can end now

4:46:
What was this “luck” thing you spoke of in the preseason and balls bouncing our way?

4:49:
Well that’s a shame.

4:49:
What (smokey) way for Skyler to get an int.

4:49:
And KJD gets revenge for Skyler

4:51:
BIG ERN on the play card!

5:01:
Meh on the PF call

5:01:
So. Many. Penalties:

5:01:
That’s a fine use of a timeout, for the record.

5:01:
He really called timeout to yell at the ref AGAIN didn’t he?

5:01:
Now we stink it up in the last 30 seconds, but the first 29-1/2 were great. I’LL TAKE IT!!

5:01:
Casazza. Casazza on my mind….

5:02:
Complaining about two phantom penalties being the difference between 42-0 and 38-0 is a luxury I could get used to.

5:03:
B1G refs? They re the only [conspirators] stopping us

5:03:
Apparently, WVU is not permitted to block defenders attempting to tackle the QB.

5:03:
Take note nation 38-zip

5:04:
Disappointed . . . Not 42

5:10:
finest half of domination since the O Bowl

5:11:
If not for the end zone and then the officials, there was nothing stopping us that half.

5:12:
Looooooong half of football. For Maryland!

5:18
You could argue because Rowe is so bad that you still can’t get a real read on this team in the third game.

5:30:
Craddock first foot on ball in game

5:30:
Caleb Rowe sounds like some dude on the PGA Tour. Throws like one too.

5:30:
Karl Joseph – GAM – grown a$$ MISSILE

5:33:
QuAK??? FAK??? Whatever, but what’s the deal?

5:45:
Gibson not fighting the throw!

5:45:
HCDH being patient? We haven’t scored this half and he’s running the ball

5:45:
Fake punt. This entire game is a giant middle finger to Randy Edsall

5:45:
It’s just like the sugar bowl.

5:45:
Boom beard got his wish

5:45:
Chestnut got some payback from last year

5:45:
Hahahaha [bless] you Randy

5:48:
Nothing going right. Howard off, having to hurry. Sloppy. Zzzz

5:58:
I really hope the defense is singing ‘get a get a get a get a Garmin …’

5:58:
6-0-5 stack/stand

15:58:
That was an anemic 3Q for the O.

6:06:
Dakiellllllllll!!!!!

6:06:
Fade to Bolivia worked!

6:06:
And right over the shoulder. My man!

6:06:
BOLIVIA

6:08:
And THERE’S the throw he’d been missing. Uhoh, Happy learned how to putt…

6:09:
Falwell U played better than Maryland. You think about that.

6:10:
QuAK QuAK, Mango Farmers.

6:10:
Think we might crack (smash) the top 15?

6:10:
Second string can’t hold them scoreless

6:11:
…aaaand now it’s time to be worried about big 12 play.

6:12:
Here we go with the arm tackles and knockdown tries, bye-bye shutout!

6:12:
The chess match continues. Failed 2

6:17:
Dontay and Jackie show there is a future rin game at WVU.

6:19:
Is William tired he keeps rubbing his eyes

6:19:
Record first downs. HCDH offensive genius

6:22:
Let’s go get STONEd!

6:22:
Stone! In the stats! Crest gets a completion

6:35:
Edsel sucks

6:45:
#owned

6:46:
Sweet ending

6:36:
“Crab cakes. We’re only known for crab cakes. Football? What’s that??” – Sack Lodge

6:43:
What’s the over under on edsells job. I say Sunday 11 am

7:49:
Prediction: Edsall will be a D coordinator in the MAC next year

8:31:
Maryland….awful.