Texts From Oklahoma Game Day
September 22, 2014 by Mike Casazza7:36:
Alford: The Good Hands People
7:37:
Damn, Mario didn’t line up in the backfield. Oh well, there goes that dream….
7:37:
Gonna be a long night for Pankey.
7:47:
Smuggled a bier in.
7:48:
Grab them by the throat and throw them down
7:48:
Jordan Thompson did the right thing on special teams!?!? He has gained sentience….
7:49:
Kevin White stumbled like he was on High Street for that whole 8 yards….
7:55:
Was that sterling Shepard or Jordan Thompson?
7:55:
Also their uniforms suck
7:57:
we gotta stop with the bells.
7:59:
seriously. stop.
8:00:
Guy beside us just yelled, “Come on Worley!”
8:01:
Not much man to man going on. Carving up the zone. Looks like pretty big cushion too. Not sure what’s happening. Was Worley that big?
8:01:
Damn it that bob stoops
8:08:
Oklahoma scored too early
8:08:
…or should I say, to soon??? Har Har Har
8:08:
in 25 years, will go mart sponsor the marcellus shale team gas pass?
8:09:
So this [astronaut] I was walking in behind kept saying “Darrel Worley beat my girlfriend.” I shut that [stuff] down. Ain’t nobody got time for dat.
8:09:
wtf Trickett / Alford
8:09:
We drop passes against top 5 teams. That’s our thing.
8:09:
D! D!D!
8:11:
And more Ds
8:11:
Special Teams!!!
8:11:
[JAVIER] that punt was almost disastrous on numerous levels
8:12:
YES! Oklahoma Special Teams f— up saves us
8:16:
GAM
8:16:
Kevin White is a beautiful soul
8:16:
SNA has become my Cotton Eyed Joe
8:17:
Grown [mango farming] man!
8:17:
Kevin White with the “Bye, Felicia!”
8:17:
GAM alert
8:17:
GAM!!!
8:18:
How do you like us now, Toby Keith?
8:18:
BAH GAWD, KANG! THE SOONERS SECONDARY IS BROKEN IN HALF!!!
8:19:
My mother in law just texted, “TV said OU coaches told players the crowd will be loud and rude.” … Um Yeah.
8:20:
8:20:
Why did Thompson run forward, Daddy???
8:22:
Knight looks all sorts of frazzled
8:26:
Let’s just kneel the ball and run out the clock now
8:43:
And still… “Good one, Patrick.”
8:45:
Buie running hard. Per usual.
8:45:
If i win the lottery and the mountaineers win i can die happy…lets go
8:46:
Dear mother of God. Kick is good.
8:46:
THAT is Josh Lamberts BOOMSTICK!
8:46:
These boys look good!
8:46:
Holy brackets! That’s was 54 w/ 10 to spare.
8:46:
Lambert just told Haughton-James he wanted to pad his stats.
8:46:
Bet Dana talks to his [kicker] now hahaaa…
8:47:
That was dun but I can’t escape the feeling DeForest will still rip out our soul tonight.
8:53:
I am officially annoyed. #GetItTogether
8:54:
Dana’s like “THAT’S how you wanna play it!? ALRIGHT! FINE!! LETS GET WEIRD!!!”
8:57:
That’s a damn catch! TD!
8:59:
That fade was just a litttttle too close to Paraguay.
9:04:
WVU taking this big game in stride.
9:05:
I know it’s early but when will Chris Houston slide Trickett Into Darkhouse Heisman status?
9:06:
Good Lord…we done broke an official! #JesusFixIt
9:06:
RUB SOME DIRT ON IT REF!
9:07:
Ref bump. Somebody send for Earl Hebner
9:11:
Woudl love to know Hertz’s opinion of that onsides kick. I bet he applauds it…
9:12:
Well thanks for the good field position there, Bob!
9:19:
If Holgs is a true gamblin’ man, we go onside here.
9:20:
3rd down for what!!!
9:20:
Shell be coming round the mountain he comes. .
9:20:
Don’t be a [tiny] baby.
9:22:
Wait…who coaches our Special Teams? The Dumbass.
9:22:
Please Fire DeFo
9:22:
Turn your hat around you dope
9:23:
[Fledgling] 7NA
9:23:
Special teams is a [tiny] baby.
9:23:
What was the one thing we couldn’t afford to happen there…..it was that.
9:23:
When does DeForest jump up and yell “THE ARISTOCRATS”?
9:24
We’re all jumping in our section and then they play 7NA and everyone stops and shudders. “[Fierocious] Claiborne…” Then that happens!
9:25:
It took all half but Deforest’s genius rears it’s ugly head
9:31:
Great job maintaining momentum to end the half.
9:31:
Wtf just happened? We had two TOs to burn. Wtf is Dana doing?!?!?!?! I need to know. Use a [good looking] time out!!!
9:40:
Glad we saved the timeout. We get four in the second half. – Bill Stewart
9:57:
Losing on 2/3 sides of the ball
9:57:
Well, our D still sucks.
9:59:
So, yeah. I get why they call that kid The Tank. That was a Man run. [Jose].
10:00:
OU’s #32 and #91 are absolute studs. Very impressive.
10:12:
WVU should do a hologram of Bill Stewart coaching on the sidelines just to mess with Oklahoma
10:14:
It’s fun to convert a third down!
10:17:
Horrible 3rd and 10 call.
10:18:
If I couldn’t see Nehlen right now I would swear he called that third and ten up the middle out of a power i.
10:19:
That was so offensive pass interference!
10:21:
Dana slowly losing it here. All that progress…
10:22:
BRIDGEPORT JUST EXPLODED! TONK!!!!
10:22:
That INT is for the crowd. That guy had no idea what the play was.
10:22:
Hot grits!
10:23:
Miss me? You’re welcome.
–A
10:23:
Dag, Clint.
10:23:
I just threw a headset and a case of red bull across the room. Damnitsomuch
10:25:
I meant, you’re welcome for the first INT. Not the second.
–A
10:27:
The fact that Oklahoma isn’t running every play makes me believe that college football is somewhat scripted.
10:27:
Seriously. KwiTOWski. Tell Bill Nevin.
10:28:
Wait…Belldozer is still a thing?
10:28:
Someone throw a trash can…thats [balderdash]
10:31:
Let’s heap some more praise on Gibby
10:32:
Maybe they spent the off season learning how to be Finnish
10:36:
OMG worst quarter ever, also cabbage farts
10:39:
They’re going to get white for the face mask.
10:41:
This makes me want to go home. What’s the [philosophical] point of being here?!
10:44:
I may vomit.
10:53:
You can jostle Trickett’s [appendages], but you can never mess up that hair.
10:56:
#teamawcrap
11:02:
Hurt me, baby. Make me write bad checks.
11:05:
Tell me this defense is better than last years
11:05:
Oklahoma is Oklahoma again.
11:07:
Now she just keeps screaming, “BOB STOOPS. BOB STOOPS.” and flipping off our bench.
11:08:
Autopsy will read, “Cause of Death: Blunt Force Trauma.”
11:16:
Seriously, what went wrong with this game? We were gonna win it.
11:20:
OU band needs to get in its surrey with the fringe on top and go the [way] home. I’m so tired of that damn fight song.
11:21:
Not that it matters at this point but glad to see we’re saving those TO’s. Add to the stockpile.
11:21:
Welp, that’s the Big 12’s big dog, folks.
11:24:
Let’s not lose sight of what Bama AND Oklahoma did today. Two losses have bad strains, but 2-2 ain’t bad.
11:25:
Well, they didn’t quit. Oklahoma is a playoff team unless they badly choke.