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Frank?

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…and CRAAOOWWWN…

Happy Fourth, everyone. And speaking of democracy, here’s an exercise for you and your car rides and cookouts.

The media votes for the preseason all-conference teams and superlatives. That’s the democratic part. Mine is done, so I can’t and won’t be swayed by your opinion, though it may make me regret mine. Anyhow, have at it. I think you’ll find the talent is mostly widespread and just a little top heavy — and I mean, barely. (Bonus! Do you dare name Dorial Green-Beckham your newcomer of the year?)