Texts From Kansas State Game Day
October 28, 2013 by Mike Casazza3:55:
Dear God, they recovered a fumble!!
4:10:
K state looks better than us… but it’s 0-0.
4:13:
Hey! A post! I NEVER saw that coming
4:14:
Might Dreamius be a better between-the-tackles runner?
4:15:
I never thought I would utter these words…put in Millard!
4:15:
I wonder how many times this season I have yelled Where was he throwing??
4:15:
No pressure on Trickett yet and still the passes aren’t hitting his receivers even on short passes.
4:15:
Workin the body.
4:16:
WVU hasn’t look this lethargic and hopeless on offense since the short lived Adam Bednarik era
4:16:
Looks like defo is finally getting to nick.
4:18:
Did O’Toole’s girlfriend break up with him?……
4:18:
If the wind is a factor, why not establish the run during the first quarter. It will run the clock and can’t be any worse than the passing.
4:20:
Still 1st quarter and you already smell the desperation.
4:21:
This secondary couldn’t cover leftovers.
4:22:
There has been a Lockett playing WR at K State since about 1996
4:22:
Pass the butter, Banks just got toasted.
4:22:
Healing Waters
4:22:
And K-State with an insurmountable lead of 7-0!
4:23:
What was Darwin Cook doing there?
4:23:
Ok. I am not going to die at the age of 46 because of this team. I’m just gonna drink and enjoy the ride. Let the booze kill me
4:25:
Clown show
4:28:
The move to WVU has cost Charles Sims approximately 6.8 million dollars
4:29:
Fourth down at midfield. I wonder of Holgs thinks we’re “moving the ball.”
4:31:
Fair catch at 5? We need that guy!
4:34:
Maybe K State sucks?
4:39:
Biggest run of the game is Dreamius between the tackles. Let’s try more of it.
4:39:
TV guy just said ‘now you’ve got to get used to another center’s butt …’
4:39:
Did the announcer just say you have to get used to a Center’s butt? True…but eww.
4:39:
Tell me the color guy did not say what he just said.
4:40:
This offense lacks butt familiarity.
4:40
I knew these guys didn’t know their [posterior] from their elbows
4:41:
Squirt squished but hangs on!
4:41:
We put all three backs in there on first down in order to go play action and throw it. I’m at a loss.
4:43:
Mo Defo, mo problems.
4:44:
Ever notice how [shoddy] teams miss PATs but good teams always make them?
4:49:
Howard
4:51:
Almost a stroke on fielding (Not fielding) that punt.
4:51:
This dynamite special teams unit is only costing us 500k a year…
4:52:
Howard ain’t 250. He ain’t a LB either.
4:52:
This is more like the BE brand of football we were used to.
4:54:
The phrase “West Virginia dominating” was just uttered.
4:55:
Roll Tide
4:55:
Carswell STILL spectacular on the deep ball…as long as Clint doesn’t overthrow him.
4:55:
Oh my god! He just said you have to respect the deep passing game of West Virginia!
4:56:
Some place, some where, Brad Lewis is snickering.
4:58:
If Trickett leads Carswell that’s 6 and possibly 7 points. Instead we get 3.
4:58:
Lambert don’t miss Jack (the previous extra point notwithstanding)
4:59
How can a kid get to Saturday with this footwork, let alone the eighth Saturday?
5:06:
Play action!
5:07:
Sims is avon cobourne…very good back, but not good enough for the homerun
5:07:
Smallwood small cojones on that block attempt.
5:08:
Clint Trick or Treat…I’ll show myself out
5:09:
#teamwhatthedeuce
5:09:
Gutsy play! Too bad we didn’t get it, but I like it!
5:09:
The decision-making. Oh, that’s right. It sucks.
5:09:
Really?…. signing off now…. another self imposed exile
5:10:
Who the hell fakes a field goal there?
5:11:
I know Les Miles. I’ve watched Les Miles. Dana is no Les Miles.
5:12:
Shocking that your backup punter and field goal kicker don’t run the option very well.
5:12:
That looked like nobody knew what was going on. Including Dana.
5:14:
Forgot we were a juggernaut that laughs at three points and feasts on copious touchdowns.
5:17:
Winning with this team like running in molasses, especially when you’re coached by these … what rhymes with molasses?
-A
5:19:
Mike, you can’t possibly defend this anymore. Lousy start. Desperate coaching. Another embarrassment looming.
5:21:
Not to say you are defending him, but the objective gloves have to come off the more you see this.
5:44:
I did not see a made 50-yd FG coming. Boy.
5:45:
I’ll be darned. A long range FG. By WVU. On the lookout for unicorns now.
5:49:
Two refs in the backfield and neither can call an obvious freaking hold on Kstate
5:56:
Okay defense…please keep your A-game going. Hell, I will settle for your B-game! Lol
6:00:
WTF? Seriously?
6:02:
Ickey Banks is appropriately named.
6:08:
Yo Dana! Free timeout there. Sure you didn’t want to think about that play?
6:16:
Why would anybody run on us when they can pass?
6:24:
THIS CLINT TRICKETT FATHER. !@#*$$%&*#($&@%@%!!!
6:27:
Wilting, wilting, wilting…
6:29:
Can we rename MPS to Don Nehlen Family Stadium and bring him back?
6:38:
Bottle of Pinot Noir and a straw…screw a glass!
6:38:
Holy geez the wind can’t be THAT strong
6:40:
Be sure to add that pathetic attempt to handle a 5 man rush by the o line to Tuesday’s Bad.
6:41:
Pretty much the same team returns next year. Anybody trust Holgorsen to make them better? I sure don’t.
6:45:
This is pathetic
6:46:
To stay in shape, the Mountaineer will start doing push-ups when the opponent scores.
6:47:
This is not going to be Dana’s best week. Holy f’n s***
6:48:
So look, Texas, it’s me again. I need to make a move sooner than later. Please call back. -Oliver
6:49:
Head down, weeping.
6:52
Props to the WVU fans in the stands still clapping and representing Mountaineer pride despite Dana’s dumbassness…yes…dumbassness. It’s a word.
6:52:
Seriously what is up with our return teams running perpendicular upon getting the ball? DeForest can even makes Sims look like a freshman!
6:54:
Do people really say you’re too hard on special teams? How is that possible? Multiple units are visibly and repeatedly flawed.
6:54:
I refuse…REFUSE…to give up on Dana (anybody who didn’t know this season was gonna be bad is lying)…but I give up on his season.
6:54:
I’m pretty sure Snyder just sincerely apologized to Dana for that last touchdown.
6:55:
Happy Holidays, Mrs. Casazza! No worries of a bowl game ruining the husband’s family time!
6:55:
At the beginning of the 4th I questioned our strength staff but HCDH ruined this game down the stretch. I’m begininning to wonder if he has any clue what he’s doing. Pathetic!
7:11:
Looks like you’ll be free during the holidays.