RB Dreamius Smith, the juco transfer from Butler: “Everyone calls me Toto because I’m from Kansas.”

— Mike Casazza (@mikecasazza) August 13, 2013

Mind you, that comes from the same group of guys who had no idea who Bear Bryant was. But I digress. That’s a solid nickname. Let’s enlighten the world with other nicknames for the 2013 West Virginia football team.