So Red Panda was on “America’s Got Talent” last night because Red Panda. She killed. I didn’t even see it, but I know she killed.

As I looked around for a clip of the performance, I saw this guest list from Wednesday’s “LIVE With Kelly & Michael” … and this is outrageous.

Do you see that? As part of its Totem show, Cirque du Soleil has an act of people riding unicycles and flipping bowls on their heads. It is called — and I kid you not — “Unicycles and Bowls.” Not even Criss Angel can believe this, Cirque.