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Texts From the Pinstripe Bowl

And I’ll stop. There’s not a lot left to say today that wasn’t said during and then soon after the game … but you all nailed it one last time.

Two more posts later today that wrap things up from the game, but I’ll have Good/Bad Thursday and a word about Mr. Stricherz (Hint: I’m not a fan.).

As for you, I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend. You could cut ties with all the lies that you’ve been living in. And if you do not want to text me again, I would understand. My edits are in [brackets].

2:43
I guess its time for me to once again RELAX. Eh, you know how it is.

2:50
I’m about to kickoff my own Fight Hunger Bowl.

3:17
Nice puff painted shirt, Shamarko Thomas

3:18
Why am I nervous? I remember a time when I marked off Syracuse as a definite win!

3:19
Would love to see Rinaldi make Marrone cry right now.

3:22
Okay, that’s not how you want to begin!

3:23
Three and out. Sigh.

3:24
Best Bitanpunt ever is when he gets roughed

3:24
Yakety Saxacuse!

3:30
Hit him in the hand! Improvement!

3:30
Bit low

3:30
New Era Pinstripe Bowl at Yakety Stadium

3:32
Man, of ALL times for our kicker, who’s been so reliable all season, to let us down now…

3:34
Next time you look at your Sallie Mae balance just remember Tyler Bitancurt got a free degree for doing THAT

3:35
“Oh yeah. Our tight ends!” Syracuse OC, before that third down

3:44
You know its a bad game when ESPN switches to Navy warming up and the couch crowd goes [avocados] over their swanky helmets.

3:54
That Arlia kid is terrible. Rubbish. Just sucks.

3:55
Darwin Cooke almost tackled another Orange

4:01
JD Woods is useless

4:01
Woods got burned like toast. Otherwise tavon woulda scored

4:03
Cuse gets do-overs!

4:05
This GA might be a [shoddier] CB coach than Judge Roberts & I didn’t think that was possible

4:08
Ok, so this team has several of the same players who beat the [salt] out of Clemson in a BCS bowl just 11 months ago. Wtf has happened?

4:14
Field looks like [slop] but damn if that sponsor logo isn’t spotless at midfield!

4:19
GOODNIGHT NASSIB, I HOPE MARVIN GRAVES FELT THAT [HIT]

4:19
My god, Caz, I think he killed him.

4:24
4th down stop is why Cook plays

4:25
I’ve been hoping Cook reprises his role from January

4:32
Geno had to know to get rid of that ball.

4:33
And Geno jumps to the top of the Chiefs’ draft board

4:36
It’s ok Pat Miller. You don’t have to try hard or anything.

4:42
That. Is. More. Like. It.

4:46
Wonder what’s happening in the Kraft Feigt Hunger Bowl?

4:48
OH HELLLL YEAH /please be real

4:53
Guarantee you Dana Holgorsen has never softened one movement in his life

4:53
J.D. Jeter enjoyed that wall in the endzone.

4:54
Syracuse is not missing ANY tackles.

4:55
Joe DeForest is back on the sideline. At the current rate, he’ll be AD by September

4:58
RELAX

4:59
Haven’t been this disgusted watching a game at Yankee stadium since I saw Suzyn Waldman eat a hot dog

4:59
This game IS pretty stupid though.

5:02
Bless Pat Miller’s heart.

5:03
I want to see Holgs throw a snowball at Cuse number 55

5:12
We look like a monkey [fumbling] a football out there.

5:12
Coaching totally lacking.

5:13
Players wanna act tough and talk trash after the whistle. Why dont you guys do something DURING the plays?!!!

5:13
I hate this team. And im losing respect for this staff. We recruited a bunch of idiots.

5:36
I can see that these fools are forcing me to drink!

5:36
Just so I’m clear: the Dome team is wiping the field with WVU in cold weather?

5:36
Okay, where’s the gin?!

5:38
Palmer just said our offense is “the ultimate nightmare.” W have 7 pts in 3 qtrs vs syracuse

5:40
OH [FAKE] YOU FOUR EYES

5:43
WVU will self-destruct in 5-4-3-2-1…

5:43
I’m skipping the debacle that will be the 2013 season. See you in ’14 (maybe)!

5:48
How the [futon] do the replay officials not automatically look at that?!?

5:50
At the end of the Pinstripe Bowl, the bowl officials just walk out on to the field and yell “The Aristocrats!”

5:51
The Pac-12 of all conferences should understand basic physics

5:51
[Finish] this

5:51
BRB, gonna go to Best Buy and buy a new TV. This one is in mortal danger.

5:55
I hate this game…I hate this Bowl…I hate Syracuse…and [golly] do I hate the [finicky] Yankees and their [baseball] Stadium.

5:56
If I wasn’t at my in-laws this game would have already driven me to drinking.

6:05
316 rushing yards and we are still in the third quarter?   FiRE EVERYONE

6:05
This Jesse Palmer cafe/restaurant feature is sadder than anything in Rinaldi’s catalogue.

6:06
UK down 6 with 1:59 left. We’re down 16. #textfromgameday

6:06
Hey guys good news. We are getting killed by a 7-5 big east team.

6:06
Before today, I had never had the desire to punch a man wearing glasses

6:08
Can someone tell the refs they aren’t at Scores? They’re throwing flags like they are $20s!

6:09
What did we do for 20 days?   Not block or tackle

6:11
When did Geno get soft? Best of luck in NFL….[kitten] #textsfromgameday

6:25
/sad piano

6:26
The New Era Pinstripe Bowl, brought to you by late penalty flags!

6:27
Immature football team. Poorly coached. Geno having a temper tantrum is bad for NFL draft stock.

6:27
Worst [forgettable] bowl coaching ever.

6:27
Who are we????

6:39
Hey Dana – you should take a huge paycut for this performance.

6:41
Team Bingo Sundays 1pm at Mt. State Brewing!

6:42
Just saw the score. Bummer dude. Enjoy the weather.

6:47
Tragic.