We go out of the regular season seemingly the same as we came in — ragging on announcers. I haven’t watched the game yet (and Good/Bad is probably going to be solely from the first half), but I certainly heard about the stylings of the play-by-play guy.

For the record, Steve Physioc isn’t some schmuck. And it seemed like he was well aware of the geographical location before the game. What went wrong, I don’t know, but it was apparently so bad that no one noticed Brian Baldinger’s pinky.

Perhaps the eyes were too firmly focused on the prize — the Pinstripe Bowl and a date with Syracuse!

Every stripe’s precise, K.O.’s in all fights. Fatal like Joe with this murderous flow. The Bronx keeps creatin’ it, you know how texts go. Peace. My edits are in [brackets].

2:30
John Sanders! Bending! Bending!

2:31
Wait. I was wrong. The play by play guy sounds just like John Sanders. If Sanders isn’t still alive, don’t put this in TFGD.

2:35
Rasheed. The only Marshall that matters.

2:36
The sideline guy looks lik he woke up on the floor of Crockett’s 15 minutes ago. Holgo doesn’t have wildest hair on field for once.

2:47
Wow, if crist didn’t suck that first play woulda been a td

2:47
Maybe we lose this game, but if I want WVU to win a Big 12 game, if I’d rather be playing Kansas than anyone else.

2:55
Ryan nehlen is still hott despite that interception

2:58
[Faustian] pat [the frat] miller

2:59
Interesting that someone would bring the “D-Fence” sign to a WVU game.

3:00
Which makes me think . . . “D-Forest” sign?

3:07
KU has a player named Benny Goodman. Checking roster for Guy Lombardo and Glenn Miller.

3:11
Feigt the Power

3:12
Kansas makes us look good.

3:18
If Kansas won’t throw against WVU they should just fire Weis because it doesn’t get any easier.

3:23
If WVU’s defense plays well today, can’t we chalk the whole season up to “quality of the opposing offense”?

3:24
If only we played teams that can’t throw every week

3:30
Some were Jeff Mullen is saying “I would’ve run 10,000 bubble screens by now without success. I don’t know how WVU makes it look so easy without me.”

3:48
A screen pass to Ryan Nehlen was surely done purely for comedic value (or to run clock) right?

3:48
Physioc just said John Nehlen was WVU’s former coach

3:49
Commentators just mentioned Hall of famer john nehlen…these guys suck

3:54
And now the mouseketeer is doing pushups…can I file a fcc complaint

4:00
Physioc now said Morgantown, Virginia

4:00
Morgantown Virginia!!! What the [frankfurter]

4:04
Well, first that [elbow] called the Mountaineer the ‘mouseketeer,’ then he said he was broadcasting from Morgantown, VIRGINIA, then they showed someone

4:04
dancing to Cotton Eye Joe and said ‘that’s the English professor.’

4:04
Bless your hearts, gentlemen.

4:42
Find the guy in the pressbox who said “Morgantown, Virginia” and give him a proper geography lesson. –A

4:55
They are gonna need a lot of pudding for fatboy

5:02
Does Weis still think Geno needs cheap passing stats?

5:02
According to weis you can’t coach that

5:04
That’s the first time I’ve ever seen someone strike a Heisman pose and the commentators say “He deserves it!”

5:07
My favorite EERS of all time: Bruuuuuuce, Pat White, and Tavon. That is all.

5:07
4th downs & 4th quarters are brought to you by Millard High life, the champagne of QBs

5:07
If WVU were on ESPN, Rod Gilmore would spend the next 20 minutes talking about why Tavon doesn’t deserve the Heisman. I’m glad we are not on ESPN.

5:09
I want the Tavon Heisman poster.

5:12
52-7…..I guess there’s less wind in Morgantown, Virginia.

5:13
Sunny warm nyc awaits

5:14
It’s so bad for Weis that Dave Hickman is mocking him with Twitter hashtags in the 3rd quarter

5:20
As good as Joseph has been all year, this may be his best game, and wow, if that kid continues to improve like he has already, he is going to be incredible

5:20
Weis didn’t bring his lumpy lefty kicker for nothing. Double digits, haters!

5:22
We’ve heard Country Roads in MSG. Will be surreal to hear in Yankee Stadium after beating Pitt in a bowl.

5:23
Everyone knows Steady is leaving … Even the video guys.

5:25
Safe to say Holgo won’t be shaking Weis’ sausage fingers after this one.

5:37
There has been a dubious lack of attention to the fact that WVU has *two* players named Shaq on the roster. #shaqfu #kazaam

5:40
You knew this game was not ending without a Bitanpunt

5:41
It’s insane that this is the first comfortable win since JMU.

5:45
Thank you, guys! (Come on, Bronx Brawl!)

5:46
I promised myself i wouldnt cry.