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Its the last day for “The Dirty Dana” special, so stop in and get it while you still can! Get your weekend started a little early with us tonight by enjoying the talented musician Sam Lamont; playing from 6:30-9pm! As always, great food, beer and entertainment is provided with no cover charge!!

I can hear you now: “… the hell is a ‘Dirty Dana?'”

The “Dirty Dana”…Here’s to a new coach and new season. We combine cilantro rice, black beans, roasted red peppers, char-roasted corn and your choice of grilled chicken or tofu. We smother this in our homemade queso , roll it up in a flour tortilla and top it with a smoky chipotle sauce…..dirty, huh? Go Mounties