No, really. He capped a two-day fishing trip in Beckley, W.Va., by getting in a plane, climbing 10,000 feet and jumping out with the Golden Knights. Wind kept him from landing on the small beach he and his guide were aiming for and he had a crash landing that “resembled something like Bruce Irvin tackling a quarterback.” No one was injured. No update on whether or not he went rocky mountain climbing or went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu Manchu.

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