11:20 AM UPDATE: Sorry, but this won’t happen today. Not live at least. Check the comments. I’m furious. Couldn’t be angrier.

Why let the Mountaineers have all the fun in the San Juan sun? Maybe you don’t get ESPNU. Perhaps you can’t watch live online at work. You’ve got me, proxy for Thursday’s first-round game of the Puerto Rico Tip-off . Never leave your wingman. See you then.