My soccer match experience was dotted with texts and emails from people trying to describe Bill Stewart’s radio show last night. I didn’t listen and — sorry — never do, so I can’t say what happened. But, man, there were some interesting adjectives and descriptions, like reverence for waves and something about a towel.

And now there’s a transcript with some equally interesting excerpts that include “totally” disagreeing with callers, reminders Stewart pledged to step down if he wasn’t performing and an admission the offense has lacked an identity. Enjoy.

 And keep it in mind for our 2 p.m. chat.