… but a 1-10 record against teams from BCS conference will lend you to sattire.

The TNIAAM Times-Picayune  has learned that Villanova has asked the eight football members of the Big East Conference to drop from the FBS level to the FCS level in order to combine their efforts.

“This is a complicated issue with numerous, multi-dimensional factors that come into play,” said Villanova President Peter Donohue, “When we investigated the scenarios we came to the conclusion it would be better for everyone to just stop wasting all that money and join us down here where they can actually be competitive.”

According to high-ranking sources, the league schools are heavily-considering the move.

“The way I see it…we’re 1-10 against BCS teams but 9-0 against FCS teams” said West Virginia head coach Bill Stewart, “We could drop to FCS and have the exact same outcomes. It’s a no-brainer.”