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Freshman DL would like you to know where he’s been

Pulled from the wall in the men’s room at the Fishbowl …

Schmitt’s something of a legend at that place, what with his appetite for Mario’s coasters, and it’s probably a level of fame to which others can aspire.

And when I say “probably,” I mean “certainly.”

Proof? This  is pulled from the same wall.