It’s the 1988 Fiesta Bowl. National championship game. Notre Dame. Four more quarters and that hunger for the games biggest prize is satiated.

Finally, it arrives and you can begin!

Then you unwrap the thing and discover it’s a J.J.B.L.T. Underwhelming. Plain. Not nearly as exciting as all the other options. About three-quarters through, you’re ready to ball it up and throw it in the garbage.

Or perhaps you think Ira Rodgers is more of the J.J.B.L.T. Classic. Stands the test of time. Contemporaries have superior equiptment, but everyone still appreciates its simplicity. It’ll always have a spot on the menu, so to speak.

It’s up to you. Pick from the past, present and even future of games, players, stories and anything else you can attach from the vast realm of WVU’s sports and the slightly less vast JJ menu.

And after looking at the menu and, more specifically, the item names, I’m somewhat frightened where this might go … but also very excited.