My wife actually bought me a PS3 for my birthday, which is ridiculous when I really think about it, but it’s also going to be beneficial. Once we finish the office in our basement and set up a second television and don’t go through custody battles for the flat-screen, this conversation will never happen again.

Her: I’d like to watch “Glee.”
Me: I’d like to kill myself.

No, now I can retreat into the office and we can both have glee, so to speak. I mention this because the 2011 version of the EA Sports epic spouse-angering college football franchise will be released July 11. To be honest, I haven’t been into the college football stuff for a few years — I’m far too busy to spend a morning recruiting a cyber safety … and I’m far too unstable to deal with the rejection — but the EA folks campaigned me into thinking otherwise. At the very least, I’ve sat here wondering what school I’d begin with or if I might open a school in Cleveland and turn it into a powerhouse. And if you’re a WVU fan, you’ll see this and probably want to begin with WVU.

 Here’s more of a WVU-themed sneak preview, as provided by EA.