Big summer for the Greenbrier. A PGA Tour event is coming to West Virginia and the world’s best players can dine on the finest steaks known to man. But when they leave Lewisburg and brag about that amazing dinner, what’s the name of the place they’re telling friends to look up on the yellow pages?

I was initially partial to “West Wing” … until I saw it was already being discussed. They can keep that, I suppose, but I can’t take credit for it. I think someone can come up with something, though. Let’s craft a menu of suggestions.