Mountaineer mascot Rebecca Durst and Marshall’s Marco, Trey Parker, are — holy crap! — longtime friends.

Durst believes it might have been the second day of kindergarten.

“We were just walking down the hallway and I decided to kiss him on the cheek, so I did,” she said. “Then he ran and told the teacher.”

How dare they be civil! Cue the comments.

scraigWVU

I just threw up in my mouth. If the EERS have a bad season I am putting the blame squarely on the shoulders of this young lady. Just like the 4-7 Natalie Tennant year.

This has ruined my day.

You’re in luck. If that ruined your day, your day wasn’t going to be very good.

Seriously, neat little story.