…from the weekend that was. For your use in elevator rides, trips to the water cooler and other awkward moments on a Monday.

> Hey, did anyone do something to get arrested in Morgantown this weekend?  

> If this football thing doesn’t work out, Patrick White is going to play baseball.

> Excue me, Joe Alexander? Tyler Kuhn would like to speak with you.

> Despite the news on Friday, the work is really just beginning at WVU.

> Do not, by the way, underestimate the way Garrison’s resignation affects athletics. Remember, the school’s top two coaches were huge supporters and Director of Athletics Ed Pastilong is probably still planning to retire. I’m also fairly certain this was noted at the University of Michigan.