I call on you today to help me get to the bottom of this mystery. Seems a certain pandemonium overtook Lakeview Friday evening when Arkansas topped LSU and opened the door for West Virginia to play for the national championship.

The excitement was obvious and, shall we say, very revealing.

It is difficult to sum up all that went on at that moment, but Eric Wicks managed to capture the exuberance when he offered a report on what he observed.

“Someone was streaking in the hallways,” the senior safety said, protecting the identity of the streaker.

Many Mountaineers reported such a sighting and nobody was naming names. So it is upon you. Who was the streaker? I can tell you to remove Patrick White, Steve Slaton and Wicks from consideration because they witnessed the streaker and Vaughn Rivers because he was sharing a room with Wicks. We’ll also eliminate the offensive and defensive lines because it seems unlikely they’d go buck wild.

Take it from here, won’t you?