(notAP) New Orleans La.—Radio show host Melanie Morgan, and Move America Forward, a non-profit pro-government propaganda advocacy group held a press conference this afternoon to denounce the media coverage of the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina.
“We are not getting the real story!” said Morgan. “The crazy liberal news media is portraying this natural occurrence in an overly negative light. Nobody is focusing on the good news, like all the people who didn’t get killed and all the daring rescues. If you accept the story the way the far-left anti-American reporters are covering it, then you probably think that this hurricane was a bad thing that never should have happened. And that’s just not the case!”.
“Our National Guard is working their hearts out to rebuild things, and nobody’s paying any attention to that, they’re just concentrating on the suffering, the looting, and the devastation. These reporters must hate our National Guard, or they’d only report the good, government-sanctioned, news.” Morgan went on to say, “Hurricane Katrina was an act of God, and all these reporters who are saying bad things about it must really hate God, a lot!”
When asked if she would organize one of her famous information-seeking tours to expose the good news coming out of this hurricane, Morgan replied, “uh…no, we’re really too busy trying to smear Cindy Sheehan right now, but our hearts go out to all those poor people.”